It’s Winter, Fool
I had to run some errands this morning. OK, look, I ran out of dog food and we needed some salt for our walkway. I’m
I had to run some errands this morning. OK, look, I ran out of dog food and we needed some salt for our walkway. I’m
My son is obsessed with poop. With the word poop, with actual poop, with anything associated with poop: butts, farts and diarrhea. I’m so tired
Here’s the thing you must ask whenever consuming social media: who is the audience for this? Because, trust me, there is always an audience. Each
My son was crying in the changing room mere moments before swimming class. “Why are you crying?” I asked. I assumed I hadn’t brought the
It’s about to get real up in this piece. Why? I’m going to show you my underwear. Not my real underwear, underwear is the term
Not this drastic yet. via @johnnymip on Flickr/Creative Commons Should I write this post? I don’t know. I think I’ve written it before. If I
I should be preparing for my 2nd MFA residency right now. You might envision me poring over books, furiously typing away on my computer, and
I pass on my biggest fault to my offspring.
You guys know I’m a dick, right? I am. Mainly due to my inability to think before I act or speak. Don’t get me wrong,
Kid started kindergarten this year. Around August I really started freaking out. My little sidekick was going to be at school from 8-2 every day