It’s Winter, Fool
I had to run some errands this morning. OK, look, I ran out of dog food and we needed some salt for our walkway. I’m
Category: Kids
Poop is Funny
My son is obsessed with poop. With the word poop, with actual poop, with anything associated with poop: butts, farts and diarrhea. I’m so tired
Behind The ‘Gram: A Day At The Beach
Here’s the thing you must ask whenever consuming social media: who is the audience for this? Because, trust me, there is always an audience. Each
The Scariest Halloween
My son was crying in the changing room mere moments before swimming class. “Why are you crying?” I asked. I assumed I hadn’t brought the
Showing My Underwear
It’s about to get real up in this piece. Why? I’m going to show you my underwear. Not my real underwear, underwear is the term
Enough With The Texty Texty.
Not this drastic yet. via @johnnymip on Flickr/Creative Commons Should I write this post? I don’t know. I think I’ve written it before. If I
The Weight
I should be preparing for my 2nd MFA residency right now. You might envision me poring over books, furiously typing away on my computer, and
My Fault.
I pass on my biggest fault to my offspring.
Nemesis Thy Name is Kate.
You guys know I’m a dick, right? I am. Mainly due to my inability to think before I act or speak. Don’t get me wrong,
Empty Nest
Kid started kindergarten this year. Around August I really started freaking out. My little sidekick was going to be at school from 8-2 every day