It’s about to get real up in this piece. Why? I’m going to show you my underwear. Not my real underwear, underwear is the term I use for things you don’t want to show people but sometimes the wind blows up your skirt and you’re exposed. In this case, it has come to my attention… Read More Showing My Underwear
Not this drastic yet. via @johnnymip on Flickr/Creative Commons Should I write this post? I don’t know. I think I’ve written it before. If I wasn’t lazy I would l check. Here’s what it’s about: Social media. Time. Kids. Attention. During my residency I attended a panel on blogging and social media. What I noticed… Read More Enough With The Texty Texty.
I should be preparing for my 2nd MFA residency right now. You might envision me poring over books, furiously typing away on my computer, and you’d be correct. Those are things I need to do. But I am a 39-year-old married mother of 2 that is preparing for 10 days of no at home time… Read More The Weight
I pass on my biggest fault to my offspring. … Read More My Fault.
You guys know I’m a dick, right? I am. Mainly due to my inability to think before I act or speak. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of the time it’s in my favor because I’m hilarious. No really, I am. And modest. And pretty. A lot of people have told me they appreciate my… Read More Nemesis Thy Name is Kate.
Kid started kindergarten this year. Around August I really started freaking out. My little sidekick was going to be at school from 8-2 every day and I was going to be alone. At first I thought, “Ok, I’ll just have another baby.” then I came to my senses when I remembered that babies are really,… Read More Empty Nest
It’s been a really, really hot summer here in Maine. I’ll be honest with you, I hate heat, which is why I live in Maine. 75F is about my maximum level of heat tolerance. In my ideal world I’d live somewhere with an average temperature of 65 year round with about 7 days of… Read More Be a Cool Mom
A few weeks ago we had a super fun family day out with another couple and their lovely daughter. During our lovely day out we all went and got pizza at a local restaurant. While we were there my lovely daughter (age 4) and other couple’s lovely daughter (age 2) noticed a baby at a… Read More Your Baby Is Not Flirting With Me.
Ok you guys, this is fracking disgusting. If you are eating, or are planning on eating, you probably shouldn’t while you are reading this post. At the very least you are going to want to wash your hands, a lot, before you eat – actually probably you’ll be washing your hands a lot before you… Read More The Most Disgusting Post I’ve Written….Yet….