Just in time for Christmas, and partially because of Christmas, I have compiled a list of things that drive me insane. 1. Mail. Why? WHY? MAIL? WHY? I hate mailing things, I hate getting mail, I hate going to the Post Office to get stuff and/or figure out why they aren’t delivering my mail. 99%… Read More Stuff That Makes Me Bananas.
I work at home. I am a writer. I write things. I write articles for news and entertainment and I also write commercial posts for various websites. I feel the need to explain this because there seems to be a misconception about what I do all day. I write. I guess if I was sitting… Read More In defense of..well..me.
A test of WP blogging app for my phone. Apparently it’s just for photos? Weird. Anyhow, here’s the recipe: Light Cruzan Rum, 2 fl oz Amy & Brian’s all natural Coconut Juice, 8 oz Lime Juice, 1 fl oz Agave | Madhava | Light, 1 Tsp. 2 Cups of Ice Place ice in blender and… Read More A crappy picture of my delicious beverage.
Summer is so friggin busy. Never mind the fact I live in a place where about 60% of the population is trying desperately to make about 90% of their income in 6 weeks, I also get the Mainer “Sunshine Guilt”. I think I’ve talked about this before. Basically it’s so crappy for most of the… Read More I Gots A Lot of Things To Do, Yo.
Things I used to hate but now I like. … Read More Why I’m a Hypocrite, or Things I Used to Hate Because I Didn’t Know How Awesome They Are.
If you have the luck of seeing me out and about, I am probably wearing sunglasses. Not just any sunglasses but huge, monster sunglasses like those worn by the Olsen Twins or Victoria Beckham. The other day, as I sat waiting for Kid to get out of school, I noticed some of the other parents… Read More I Wear My Sunglasses at Night, and on Overcast Days, and in the Supermarket.
A recreation of an actual conversation I recently had with my mom.… Read More Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?
Happy New Year! Here is my list of unreasonable goals for 2011. Why 33? Because that’s how old I am. Some of you will undoubtedly look at this list and say, “You’re insane. WTF is wrong with you? Why on Earth would you set yourself up to fail in such an epic way?” And, you’re… Read More Unreasonable Goals for 2011!
At first I was going to title this: Stuff I’d want because I’m a 14 year old boy. But some of it is girly. Some of it is for little kids. I don’t know. I guess this is just, shit I want because I’m an old, geeky lady who likes toys and stuff. In no… Read More Stuff I want for Xmas but am too old for.
A few weeks ago we had a super fun family day out with another couple and their lovely daughter. During our lovely day out we all went and got pizza at a local restaurant. While we were there my lovely daughter (age 4) and other couple’s lovely daughter (age 2) noticed a baby at a… Read More Your Baby Is Not Flirting With Me.